Ants, they love me!! They really love me!
Mommy, how do babies take care of their babies? Meg, babies don’t have babies, only mommies have babies. But what if a baby is a mommy and has a baby? Meg, have you ever seen a baby with its own baby? Yes. Oh really, when? Last week.
I know I am going to be a mommy when I have hair on my yoni.
To the tune of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat “Rapunzel you nasty girl. You have shocked me to the corn.” Actual lyrics- Joseph you naughty boy, you have shocked me to the core.
Overhearing Jason and I talk about Paula-"Paula was here? Really?!? Who is that?"
I LOVE HER! I just laughed out loud at all of them. She is so unique and spunky.
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