What to do to your co-worker you don't like

Have them arrested by Jerry's kids and held for bail. Someone did that to my poor spouse. Fortunately they gave him a month's notice. The county sheriff is coming here to 'arrest him' and they take him in a squad car to a restaurant where he is held until he posts a THOUSAND dollars bail. They won't tell him who had him arrested. At least he can work to raise the money til then so theoretically he could only have to be in 'jail' for a few minutes til he writes out a phat check. So Mom, expect a solicitory call!